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These are things you should tell me. I would have totally bought them all to have a vibe race. And I also have a bat ready for whoever bit you, that shit is not fucking cool in any way. He knew what he was doing, that was just a selfish fucking prick right there.
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LOL. A Red Ryder BB Gun would be a great conversation piece... might I suggest "The Ref" with Denis Leary as a different holiday film to enjoy. Vibrator races... a selling point for sure. No sense of humour in that salesperson. Sorry but some men need warning labels... and being inexperienced is a big one. Especially for a married person. I hope things heal without complication.
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I genuinely hope we meet and connect one day. 1) I worship at the alter of Grafenburg. 2) I am a concert violinist - what most men can do for 45 seconds I can do for hours. 3) There's an outside chance we're soulmates. I adore your sensibilities and celebrate that mind of yours...
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I an sure you did not mean this to happen but I am seriously laughing my ass off this chilly morning. That guy- has got to be a joke!!! And I hear you about the shopping- I have done zero. Merry Christmas (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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That is kind of odd. I've heard of guy not wanting to go down on women, but never heard of not fingering them. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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He doesn't touch a vulva or put his fingers in a vagina? That's just....odd. I was going to go with "That's just fucking weird" but at the last minute I lightened up. Still, it's strange to me that he tastes but won't touch. And he bit you! Did it occur to you to bite his fingers or his tongue? Jesus, we need adult education classes that teach something about having sex. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What sort of feckin eejit bites a woman's clit??? FFS. I know what I'd have bitten in return. Tell everyone you aren't buying presents this year and donate to your favourite charity instead! ~~Anais Nin~~
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while I do like being bitten, it needs to be in the "course of things" and any man who will not put his fingers inside you is just someone who needs too much training. You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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