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Happy holloween. These are some scary Motherfuckers"!
Happy holloween. These are some scary Motherfuckers"! Happy Holloween, scary movies been a thing since the 20s, but now it's gory and when they do a movie and create a killer/monster, they now do 10 sequels! Here is a few from the past present. 1. Nosferatu: Dracula for the 20s. Ugly, bald, skinny with long arms, long finger and teeth, everything long on him except for his prick. I can see why he's mad! 2. Phantom of the Opera: He might be hideous, but he going to show for work. 3. Dracula: The new inproved version, but speak with an Hungarian accent, when he talk, everyone speak "What he say"????? 4. Frankenstein- A dead man walking, not only that he'll choke the shit out you! 5. Creature from the black lagoon- Not sure what he is, but unlike the other monsters, he like to fuck! He always go after the girl. 6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: He's a fat fuck, out of shape with acne, so he'll kill you and put your face over his. But he still don't get the ladies, so he decided just kill everyone. His roomate is a bunch of psycopaths! 7. Holloween: Not sure what happen in his childhood? But he kill his family members, so if you related this of a bitch, get the fuck out of Illinois! If you leave, your good. 8.Friday the th: Poor guy, when we a , they joked him and make fun of him. When he got older he got revenge! He only kill people in a 2 miles radius, of a camp they though he drowned. He fool them! He learn how swim quick! So if you move Colorado, and if you live in a 3 miles radius, you won't even see his ass. 9. IT: Real named Pennywise. I guess I'll be mad, if my mom named me "Pennywise" what a messed up named. Not sure of his origin, but as he got be man, he becames psychotic clown, that love scare the hell out the neighboor teens in that town. Maybe this is how he get his rocks off? I don't know? 10. Nightmare on Elm St. Freddy Kruger, a prevert! Hanging around the schools looking at the . Instead of some the Rednecks in the neighbor getting him and beating his ass, they decided to burn this bastard. Freddy didn't die, he still a prevert, but he decide to kill the of the parent that burned his ass. A good ass-whopping would had ended this shit. Freddy would had caught the next Greyhound to the next town |
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Not saying "Igor" is a monster. But he's so Ugly that Nosferatu and the Phantom of the Opera both said. Not that's a Ugly Motherfucker"! Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"
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True... I'm scared just reading the titles. 😮❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Some great movies my friend, I just wish I was into them. I hope you have a wonderful Halloween..
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10/31/2020 2:15 pm |
Not saying "Igor" is a monster. But he's so Ugly that Nosferatu and the Phantom of the Opera both said. Not that's a Ugly Motherfucker"!
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