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Introduction
My life is far beyond that of your everyday heroes. This is my tale. I was born in the year 2014. My birth parents lost me when I was 7 months old in the wild Serengeti of Africa. What would be certain death for any other mere mortal, was just an opportunity to showcase my awesome prowess of human excellence. A pride of lions had stumbled upon me thinking they had found an easy dinner. Much to their dismay I would not be simple pickings. For when the lions approached I let out a thunderous roar, that not only petrified all animals in a 15 mile radius but awoke Zeus himself from a slumber. The pride of lions took me in as one of their own. They taught me the ways of life and at the age of 5 I set out on my own. I managed to make my way into a small tribal town in Kenya. I taught these men the way of the lions and they taught me the way of running long distances at uncanny speeds.
The time between the ages of 6 and 7 I traveled Europe, learning 8 languages and every culture that I could consume. On my seventh birthday set out from england to swim the atlantic ocean to arrive in the USA. In my brief three week dip I encountered many sea friends none more helpful than the majestic narwhal named Dennis who kept me safe in my endeavor. We still keep in touch.
At the age of nine I received my first Phd from Harvard in the field of neurological surgery. I graduated top of my class and to this day still remain the smartest and sexiest graduate ever. At the age of ten I performed the first successful brain transplant, for which I received my first Nobel prize. Unsatisfied with just one Phd, I went on to graduate from MIT with my phd in robotics. By this time I was 12. I was the first to create a fully autonomous artificially intelligent robot. Who then cured cancer and other diseases that plagued humanity, again I would receive a Nobel prize for my contributions. I had my first sexual experience with two playboy playmates of the year when I was 14. Normally this would be illegal but the justice system let it slide because of my herculean jaw line accompanied by my glorious and regal facial hair, not to mention my well chiseled manly physique. I would also receive a Nobel prize for my sexual prowess.
At the age of 15 I decided to join the Army. Upon my arrival they decided that I was best suited for the special forces. I then single handedly ended World War III by killing 74 key leaders of our oppositions with one well placed bullet. I received the congressional medal of honor and another Nobel prize. Within a year of my joining, I made the rank of General. I would soon retire as the most decorated soldier to ever live.
At the age of 18 congress would ratify the constitution to allow me to become the president. I won with 100% of the votes. It would be the first time in history in which every american eligible to vote did so. In my time as president I managed to bring our national deficit down to zero by ridding us of the federal reserve a private bank, while at the same time creating a major surplus. My second achievement would be ending world hunger for which I would receive my 5th Nobel prize. When my 4 year term was over, much to the chagrin of the American population, I retired.
At the age of 23 I successfully created a time machine. Traveling back to the date in early 2014, I decided to seek out the most mind-blowingly uber-orgasm. I'm probably going to get another Nobel prize when I return to the future.
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | March 17, 1984 |
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Speaks: | English |