While you're here, check out my Erotic Stories in the Community Tab and try to work out which are true and which is fantasy. Leave a comment about what you'd like to hear next. I'm 6'1", used to play rugby and not that attractive, I don't have a six-pack or much hair left. I'm clean and very discreet. I'm loquacious, get a few drinks in me and I'm like the Duracell bunny. Erudite, the Hyoid is the only bone not connected to another bone. Inquisitive, why do clouds hang in the sky the same way bricks don't? Gregarious, love to have people round for a meal or a chat. Sarcastic, I describe myself as an Idiot Savant without the Savant. Tactile, I always find your ticklish spot. Romantic, "Shall I compare you to a summer day, unpredictable". Attentive, which body part needs rubbing? Cultured, my socks can stand up by themselves. Sorry, wrong kind of culture. Sapiophile, if you ask for your steak Tartare to be well done then you're not my type. I might even look like Tom Hardy after you've had one or two bottles of wine in a dimly lit room. If you have any questions like, why do clouds hang in the sky the same way brick don't? I will answer. I will travel for the right person and will always turn up to a meeting. Or if you wish, will accommodate, all welcome.

My Ideal Person Someone who can hold a conversation, who knows what they want and what they like, adventurous and open to new ideas. Someone who is beautiful on the inside as much as they are on the outside.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
To many to list

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
To many to list and for many different reasons.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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